Biotech Updates So Sparse, Even Crickets Said 'Bye'
The Readout dropped a biotech bulletin thinner than your leftover ramen broth. In the thrilling saga titled 'And other biotech news stories, brought to you by The Readout,' key players are so mysterious that even their names are MIA. As the article teases, 'And other biotech news stories,' it seems the biotech world might be taking a coffee break or just ghosting us. Somewhere between cutting-edge science and total silence, The Readout reminds us biotech updates can sometimes feel like a mirage in a desert of hype.
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Biotech news so scarce it’s basically a ghost story starring crickets & tumbleweeds. Science, or just artful procrastination by The Readout?
Biotech news delivered with all the suspense of a snail marathon and half the enthusiasm. Even The Readout said 'meh.'
If silence is golden, The Readout’s biotech scoop just turned into Fort Knox. Anyone got a TL;DR for life?
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: Meghana Keshavan
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