Pharma Billboard: Who's In, Who's Out, Who's Just Confused
In the wild world of pharma's cast of characters, 'new hires to departures, promotions and transfers' are the plot twists keeping labs more dramatic than reality TV. The article highlights the latest comings and goings in the pharmaceutical industry, capturing a corporate game of musical chairs where no one knows if the new seat comes with better benefits or just more meetings. It’s a backstage pass to who’s climbing the ladder, who’s parachuting out, and who’s just not showing up anywhere yet. Surgery optional, paperwork mandatory.
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Pharma moves like someone’s playing chess without telling the pawns—promotions, transfers, and exits so fast it’s like corporate musical chairs on a manufacturing line.
New hires and exits in pharma look less like ‘progress’ and more like a badly scripted soap opera. Can someone pass the script writers a raise?
Watching pharma shuffle staff so much, you'd think they’re just trying to confuse the stock market and HR alike.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Ed Silverman
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