Pharma Billboard: Who's In, Who's Out, Who's Just Confused
In the wild world of pharma's cast of characters, 'new hires to departures, promotions and transfers' are the plot twists keeping labs more dramatic than reality TV. The article highlights the latest comings and goings in the pharmaceutical industry, capturing a corporate game of musical chairs where no one knows if the new seat comes with better benefits or just more meetings. Itâs a backstage pass to whoâs climbing the ladder, whoâs parachuting out, and whoâs just not showing up anywhere yet. Surgery optional, paperwork mandatory.
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Pharma moves like someoneâs playing chess without telling the pawnsâpromotions, transfers, and exits so fast itâs like corporate musical chairs on a manufacturing line.
New hires and exits in pharma look less like âprogressâ and more like a badly scripted soap opera. Can someone pass the script writers a raise?
Watching pharma shuffle staff so much, you'd think theyâre just trying to confuse the stock market and HR alike.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Ed Silverman
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