UnitedHealth’s QuantaFlo Magic: Turning PAD Into Payday
In a plot twist that even daytime soap operas envy, whistleblowers have called out UnitedHealth Group for allegedly weaponizing their QuantaFlo test to pump up Medicare payments. This peripheral artery disease test, which sounds more like a sci-fi gadget than a medical device, is apparently the golden goose they used to milk Uncle Sam’s wallet. The whistleblowers claim that UnitedHealth inflated reimbursements by overusing QuantaFlo, turning artery checks into a cash cow, while Medicare was left wondering if their money was stuck in traffic. Court battles are now underway, as this health-tech saga unfolds with all the subtlety of a heart attack wake-up call.
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When your Medicare payments stretch faster than your arteries, you know UnitedHealth’s QuantaFlo test is busy turning medical checks into Monopoly money. PAD just became Pay-AD!
UnitedHealth’s QuantaFlo test: Where checking peripheral arteries turns into checking extra zeros in your bank account.
Who knew peripheral artery disease tests could be the new cryptocurrency? UnitedHealth just turned Medicare into their personal ATM.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/26/2025 | Author: Lizzy Lawrence
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