RFK Jr.’s Promise Tracker: Health Wins Meet Epic Fails
STAT proudly launches a goals and promises tracker dedicated to Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s Make America Healthy Again movement—a project destined to be a bittersweet symphony of public health intentions. This tracker doesn't shy away from the grand buffet of outcomes: successes, incomplete projects, and fail spectaculars all laid bare. We get a front row seat to RFK Jr.’s ambitious show of good health willpower versus reality, with STAT playing the diligent scorekeeper. Imagine a to-do list where outcomes range from ‘nailed it’ to ‘oh dear, try again,’ like a homework report card for adults who love conspiracy theories more than cardiologists.
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Tracking RFK Jr.’s health promises is like watching a toddler juggle knives—entertaining, dangerous, and destined for a mess no one wants to clean up.
A goal tracker for RFK Jr.’s health crusade? Finally, a spreadsheet for all those well-intentioned ideas that crashed and burned spectacularly.
Watching RFK Jr.’s promise tracker update feels like tuning into reality TV where 'success' is guest-starring once in a blue moon.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/10/2025 | Author: Isabella Cueto and J. Emory Parker
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