Senate Health Chair Hits Snooze After CDC Headcount Plunge
In a plot twist tighter than your leftover jeans after quarantine, the Senate health committee chair has officially asked to hit pause on a federal vaccine advisory panel meeting following a mass exodus of CDC leaders. No, this isn't a clearance sale at the CDC supply closet â multiple top brass suddenly decided to ghost faster than a bad Tinder date, leaving benches emptier than a Costco on Christmas Eve. The chair's move screams official panic, like canceling a Game of Thrones reunion when half the cast fades into the sunset. Itâs a May 2024-'need-a-miracle' moment for U.S. vaccine policy, starring fewer experts than ever.
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When your vaccine advisory panel starts to look like an episode of 'The Walking Dead' with CDC leaders dropping like flies, maybe it's time to rethink the meeting schedule. Spoiler: Chair's calling a timeout because ghosting isn't just for texts anymore.
CDC leadership turnover has turned vaccine advisory into 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' Only the final expert survives. Spoiler: Everyoneâs running for the exit.
Watching CDC leaders exit the vaccine panel is like seeing employees leave a restaurant right before the bill arrivesâawkward and suspicious.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: Ed Silverman
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