NIH Unleashes Global Grantmaze 2025 Edition: Good Luck, Scientists!
Starting early next year, the venerable NIH is rolling out a brand-new grant system exclusively for scientists who dare partner with overseas collaborators. No dollar amounts leaked yet, but you can bet it will have enough pesky paperwork to rival your most convoluted IKEA furniture instructions. Researchers itching for international funding will now navigate this fresh bureaucratic labyrinth, probably needing a PhD in red tape to qualify. The timing is impeccable, arriving just when the coffee shortage ensures everyone’s already on edge. In short: NIH funding just got global and headache-inducing. Scientists, sharpen those pencils and possibly your therapist's number.
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NIH’s new grant rules sound like a Game of Thrones plot: complex, international, and no one knows who survives the paperwork battle royale.
Breaking: NIH develops new grant system so tangled, it might actually require foreign spies to decode it. James Bond, your funding mission awaits.
The NIH just said 'let there be global chaos for researchers' with their upcoming grant system. Somewhere, a scientist is crying and drinking instant coffee.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Megan Molteni
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