Trump Says: Who Needs Labs When We Have Luck?
The Trump administration has decided to shake things up in biomedicine by wanting to change how scientists test drug safety—specifically by rethinking animal research. According to insiders, there's talk of tweaking long-standing norms, because as the article quotes, 'The administration is reshaping biomedicine.' This means saying goodbye (or at least a big makeover) to using our furry or scaly friends in labs. Because who needs decades of animal studies when you can have... innovation? Everything happens for a reason, and what a blessing that the scientific process might just become a reality TV show of trial and error!
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Who knew drug safety testing could get a Trump makeover? Bye-bye lab animals, hello creative guesswork! Science just got a plot twist no one saw coming. Spoiler: It involves less data, more drama.
Sure, scrap animal testing. After all, drugs have been safely guessing themselves onto shelves for centuries, right? Pharma’s new motto: 'Innovation via chaos!'
Changing drug testing protocols is like switching from a GPS to a magic 8-ball — thrilling but terrifying. Say goodbye to science, hello to fortune telling!
Source: Statnews | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Marissa Russo and Jonathan Wosen
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