NASA’s Health AI: Spying on You Better Than UnitedHealth
In today’s health tech circus, Linda Yaccarino lands a new gig, NASA’s health AI is 'revolutionizing diagnostics'—or plotting to replace your doctor with a robot overlord, and UnitedHealth's data breaches remind us that privacy in healthcare is optional. As the newsletter says, 'UnitedHealth's cybersecurity issues show even the biggest players aren’t safe from leaks.' It’s like trusting a fox to guard the henhouse, but funnier—assuming the fox also broadcasts your checkups live on Twitter. ‘Health tech' isn’t just about saving lives; it’s about selling your data to whoever wants it next.
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UnitedHealth leaks your data so often, their privacy policy should double as a public biography. Meanwhile, NASA's AI is diagnosing your cold while probably judging your browser history. Welcome to healthcare: invasive in all the wrong ways.
Linda Yaccarino got a new job? Great, now someone else can explain how we're data-mined harder than a gold rush but still get sick anyway.
NASA’s health AI promising to detect issues early sounds promising until you realize it’s just early-detecting your darkest Google searches too.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Brittany Trang
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