FDA Finds Cat Hair in Drug Plant, Pests Celebrate
In an epic oversight straight out of a bad sitcom, the FDA recently inspected a major U.S. drug manufacturing plant and found it "did not properly investigate cat hair, pests, and other problems." It seems diligent drug safety protocols took a backseat to an impromptu pet grooming session. According to the FDA report, this wasn't just a fur-tunate coincidence but a glaring neglect that could have turned pills into fuzzy surprise packages. One can only wonder if the next FDA move includes issuing a recall on feline-approved medications.
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(1 of 3)When the FDA uncovers cat hair and pests at a drug plant, it’s safe to say neither the meds nor the inspection protocol took a shower that day. We’re all terrible drivers of our own lives, but this plant just ran headfirst into a furball.
Turns out, the biggest allergy at this drug plant was to… proper hygiene. Cat hair and pests in meds? At least their quality control is consistently disastrous.
FDA inspection or episode of 'When Pets Attack the Pill Factory'? Either way, this place redefines 'taking your meds with a grain of sugar' - now add some hairballs.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/21/2025 | Author: Ed Silverman and Elaine Chen
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