Lilly Opens Labs, Scientists Pretend To R&D Like Experts
In sunny San Diego, Eli Lilly & Co. puffed out their biotech chest by launching the Gateway Labs incubator, a shiny new playground for science geeks to pretend they understand R&D results. Chief Science Officer Daniel Skovronsky, who sounds like he moonlights as a superhero, held court with broad statements that sound impressively vague about the company’s R&D roadmap. No exact dollar figures, no timelines—just biotech bravado with a coastal breeze. If you were expecting actual breakthroughs, tough luck: it’s more of a 'build it and we hope drugs happen' vibe. Welcome to science startups, where buzzwords flow freer than lab coffee.
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Nothing says breakthrough biotech like an official opening where the top scientist talks about broad R&D plans in San Diego and the real science is guessing what those plans actually are. Spoiler: we’re all terrible drivers of our own life projects.
Daniel Skovronsky officially announced the biotech incubator and a vague plan to do more biotech things. San Diego’s science scene now has a shiny sign and no actual new drugs, yet.
Welcome to Eli Lilly’s Gateway Labs: where science gets a beachfront address, a nebulous R&D pitch, and all the optimism of your 'new year, new me' resolutions.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/30/2025 | Author: Jonathan Wosen
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