Biotech News: Your Daily Dose of DNA Drama
Today’s biotech buzz is brought to you by The Readout, serving us all the 'biotech news stories of the day' like a fast-food menu we didn’t ask for. As the article politely puts it: 'Plus more biotech news stories of the day.' Truly groundbreaking journalism—because nothing says science like a daily drip of corporate gene gossip to keep your nightmares well-informed.
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Biotech news so important it's just delivered as 'more stories'—I guess when your company sells genes, details are optional. The future's alive and apparently vague.
Biotech updates: Because who needs clarity when you can have 'plus more stories' tossed at you like a confused science buffet?
If I had a dollar for every time a news snippet said 'plus more biotech news,' I'd start my own lab to figure out why they won’t say anything.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Meghana Keshavan
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