D.C. Diagnosis: Twice-Weekly Political Medicine You Didn't Ask For
Welcome to 'D.C. Diagnosis,' STAT's twice-weekly newsletter delivering bipartisan backstabs, bureaucratic band-aids, and health policy headaches straight from the swampiest heart of Capitol HillāWashington D.C. If you thought medical drama was confined to ER rooms, think again. This newsletter is like your politically infected checkup, diagnosing why fixing health policy feels like curing a virus with a placebo rocket. Twice a week, readers get their dose of policy pills, political prognosis, and the kind of medical gossip that makes your regular doctor's waiting room magazines look like Vogue. No actual symptoms cured, but guaranteed to give you chronic eye-rolls.
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Nothing screams health policy urgency like a newsletter diagnosing politics twice a week in D.C.ābecause who needs hospitals when you have bureaucracy on life support and endless committee meetings? Stay healthy, or at least stay entertained.
If political health was measured by confusion and facepalms, D.C.'s in the ICU. STAT's twice-weekly diagnosis is the therapy session no one asked for but everyone needs.
D.C. Diagnosis: because treating the nation's health system with actual medicine is too easyālet's drown it in newsletters instead.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/16/2025 | Author: John Wilkerson
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