RFK Jr.: Vaccine Research's Unwanted Retirement Plan
In a stunning move that's left vaccine experts 'horrified,' RFK Jr. has effectively slammed the brakes on U.S. investment in mRNA vaccine research. Experts steeped in pandemic preparedness are reportedly aghast, fearing this decision might turn back years of scientific progress. One expert said it felt like watching a blockbuster sequel get replaced by a disaster movie. The backlash underscores how crucial mRNA technology has become, with the door closing on what many saw as a promising vaccine future, leaving experts and the public stuck in a medically awkward pause.
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Congrats to RFK Jr. for turning cutting-edge vaccine tech into a story about 'how to break science gently.' If shutting down progress was an Olympic sport, he’d have gold already.
Nothing says 'public health' like a CEO of doom shutting down vaccine research before it hits its sequel. Plot twist: The virus wanted royalties.
RFK Jr. just scheduled humanity’s immunity for a long coffee break. Guess the virus will be sending thank-you cards next Christmas.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Helen Branswell
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