Harvard's Health Fund Drops Like Your Awkward Zoom Call
In a spicy plot twist even Harvard didnāt script, T.H. Chan School of Public Health now faces the sad reality of Vanishing Government Grants. Yes, the same feds who gave out funding like Oprah giving away cars ā 'You get a dollar! You get a dollar!' ā have suddenly flipped the script. No more carrot, just stick. The governmentās new 'strategic withdrawal' means less cash for epidemiology heroes who study microbes instead of memes. No detailed dollar amounts or sunny forecast were shared, but one can imagine meetings filled with awkward silences and mild existential dread in Boston, where the Chan School sits, probably sipping overpriced pumpkin spice lattes while dreaming of better days.
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Harvardās public health just got ghosted by the government funding equivalent of a bad Tinder date. Swipe left on your grant, folks. Budget cuts looking sharper than your uncleās BBQ sarcasm this year.
Government slashing public health money like it's trimming an unruly hedgehogābut who signed up for that garden horror story? Harvardās Chan School might just trade in microscopes for Monopoly money next semester.
Funding for Harvardās public health picked up and vanished faster than your motivation on Monday morning. Plot twist: It's less Harvard and more 'Har-va-HA! Funding pulled!'
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: Kay Lazar and Jonathan Saltzman ā Boston Globe
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