FDA Goes From Quarterly Gossip to Daily Drug Drama!
In a plot twist that would make soap operas jealous, the FDA announced it's ditching quarterly drama reports on drug side effects in favor of daily reality TV-style updates. According to the FDA, this new move to publish 'adverse events concerning drugs on a daily basis' promises a nonstop flood of medical mishaps because, apparently, waiting three months to spill the tea was just too passƩ. No more waiting for the season finale; the FDA is now the Netflix of pharmaceutical squealing.
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The FDA just turned drug side effects into a daily binge-watch šŗ. Who needs Netflix when your meds are spilling tea 24/7? š¼ļø The image speaks more side effects than my last family group chat.
FDA went from quarterly headlines to daily spoilers! Because nothing says 'fun Friday' like a fresh dose of drug drama every sunrise. šø See the visual breakdown for your daily dose of chaos.
If the FDA started releasing adverse drug events daily, does that mean my meds are the new TikTok stars? š¦ šŗ Trust scienceās new grind mode. š· Visual proof attached to fuel your daily panic scroll.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Lizzy Lawrence
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