FDA Goes From Quarterly Gossip to Daily Drug Drama!
In a plot twist that would make soap operas jealous, the FDA announced it's ditching quarterly drama reports on drug side effects in favor of daily reality TV-style updates. According to the FDA, this new move to publish 'adverse events concerning drugs on a daily basis' promises a nonstop flood of medical mishaps because, apparently, waiting three months to spill the tea was just too passé. No more waiting for the season finale; the FDA is now the Netflix of pharmaceutical squealing.
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The FDA just turned drug side effects into a daily binge-watch 📺. Who needs Netflix when your meds are spilling tea 24/7? 🖼️ The image speaks more side effects than my last family group chat.
FDA went from quarterly headlines to daily spoilers! Because nothing says 'fun Friday' like a fresh dose of drug drama every sunrise. 📸 See the visual breakdown for your daily dose of chaos.
If the FDA started releasing adverse drug events daily, does that mean my meds are the new TikTok stars? 🦠🕺 Trust science’s new grind mode. 📷 Visual proof attached to fuel your daily panic scroll.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Lizzy Lawrence
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