Epic AI Predicts Patient Deaths Like ChatGPT Predicts Dumb Tweets
Epic, the electronic health record giant, is now playing Nostradamus with your health, using AI trained on mountains of medical records to predict patient outcomes better than ChatGPT spits out next words. While ChatGPT offers hot takes on your texts, Epicâs AI is quietly forecasting your hospital saga, trajectory style, without asking if you prefer pineapple on your pizza. This medical crystal ball could revolutionize care, but also reveals your dataâs big plot twist: your health is the new binge-watch series, minus the popcorn. So while AI guesses your next symptom, please guess if it also predicts insurance premiums skyrocketing.
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Epicâs AI trained on medical records now predicts your health future better than ChatGPT predicts your typo disaster. Next up: AI judging your bad life decisions before your doctor even gets a call.
Turns out Epicâs AI has a hotter crystal ball than your horoscope app, but instead of love, it predicts ER visits and maybe your bad luck streak.
While ChatGPT guesses if youâll say âlolâ or âbrb,â Epicâs AI is busy deciding if youâll crash before Netflix finishes buffering your show.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/27/2025 | Author: Brittany Trang
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