Government Cuts mRNA Funding, Scientists Panic, DNA Requests Therapy
In a shocking turn of events, funding for mRNA technology is facing dramatic cuts, igniting chaos in the biotech community. Experts confirmed Tune Therapeutics, a gene-editing startup, is laying off staff amid the crisis. Sources report, 'Why mRNA funding cuts are a... ' now tops industry fears, with insiders worried these slashes could hollow out national security's microscopic frontline. One executive lamented, 'It's like defunding the air traffic controllers but expecting planes to land safely.' The situation reportedly spirals while the gene-editors scramble for survival, tweeting RNAs as their last resort.
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Cutting mRNA funding to protect national security is like hiring ninjas and then banning throwing stars. Genius strategy! 🧬💥
Who needs mRNA research when you can just wing it with gene-editing layoffs and hope DNA fixes itself? #BiotechOrBust
Tune Therapeutics layoffs prove mutation isn’t just for cells—turns out company structures mutate into chaos real quick.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: Meghana Keshavan
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