Biotech News: Because Your Antibodies Were Getting Bored
And here we go again with biotech updates courtesy of The Readout, because who doesn't want to hear that 'And more biotech news of the day, brought to you by The Readout.'? It’s like a Netflix series nobody asked for but keeps dropping new episodes. Apparently, in the vast ocean of biotech breakthroughs, the highlight is... more news. Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where this was supposed to make my life easier and not just my inbox fuller?
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Biotech news so fresh, it’s basically the avocado toast of science: trendy, confusing, and leaves you wondering why you bothered. ‘More biotech news of the day, brought to you by The Readout.’ Because apparently, the cure for everything is an update overload.
Biotech updates: like reruns of a show where nothing really changes but they keep promising next season's twists. Spoiler alert: still just science jargon.
Finding hope in biotech news is like hunting for WiFi in the desert—lots of signals, zero bars. Thanks, The Readout, for keeping us perplexed.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: STAT Staff
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