Judge Smacks Down Elevanceās Rating Drama Like Reality TV
In a plot twist that even daytime soap operas envy, a federal judge decisively rejected Elevance's dramatic claim that the government unfairly lowered its ratings. Elevance tried to play the victim card, but the court basically said, 'Nice try, but maybe change your WiFi provider before blaming the government.' No official names beyond 'Elevance' and the judge were dropped, but the ruling was clear: the government didnāt pull a prank on Elevanceās ratings. The judgeās decision is now the hottest legal clapback since that fire meme about unbothered cats.
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Elevance tried to blame the government for bad ratings like an actor blaming the script, but the judge just handed out a reality check harsher than your exās texts.
When your Netflix shows get bad ratings, you blame the algorithm; when Elevance gets low marks, it blames the government. Consistency, or just business as usual?
Elevanceās ratings got a downgrade and instead of 'maybe improve,' they filed a complaint. Judges werenāt buying the cry-fest ā plot twist, accountability isnāt optional.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/19/2025 | Author: Bob Herman
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