Pharma’s New Club: Crying Over Medicare Savings
In a plot twist nastier than your last group chat, drug companies formed a shiny new club to petition lawmakers against Medicare drug price negotiations. Apparently, their ‘research’ shows this would magically harm the industry — because who doesn’t love being the villain? Their official drama declares these negotiations cause 'negative impacts,' proving that when it comes to pricing meds, the only thing they hike faster than prices is their self-pity.
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(1 of 3)Pharma just created the Sad Lobbyist Squad to cry about Medicare negotiating prices. Somewhere, capitalism is facepalming harder than we are.
The drug companies rolling out their new 'No Discounts Club' because apparently treating people like customers is *too* radical.
Pharma forming a group to cry about Medicare price talks is basically the ketchup demanding royalties from fries.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: John Wilkerson
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