Kennedy’s To-Do List: CDC Shooting, FDA Drama & Chill?
Kennedy’s tenure is starting to look like a chaotic episode of a medical soap opera, with "issues piling up on Kennedy's watch" from responding to the sudden CDC shooting to the not-so-friendly skirmishes involving an FDA official. Because why just run a health agency when you can also host an episode of 'Who Wants to Fight the Bureaucrat?'
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Kennedy’s leadership is like that group project where everyone fights but nothing gets done — except now it’s CDC shootings and FDA feuding instead of awkward PowerPoint slides.
Kennedy’s handling feels like juggling flaming scalpels—except the scalpels are CDC crises and FDA drama, and the crowd is a government that just hopes no one drops the ball... or their job.
The CDC shooting and FDA infighting on Kennedy’s watch might turn public health into the next reality show: 'Survivor: Bureaucracy Edition' but with more guns and less immunity idols.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Chelsea Cirruzzo and Daniel Payne
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