RFK Jr. Declares War on Cancer Vaccines, Misses Target
Cancer vaccines trying to save your life with fancy mRNA tech just got roasted by RFK Jr., who apparently thinks these science innovations might 'bleed over.' According to skeptics, oncologists are genuinely 'concerned' this anti-mRNA drama could spill into the cancer ward, because nothing says 'hope for patients' like a conspiracy-fueled fear fest. So while vaccines work their non-magical but miraculous bio-jazz, RFK Jr. fans probably wish mRNA was a mixtape he could cancel instead.
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Nothing like an anti-mRNA crusader trying to sabotage cancer vaccines because science is apparently 'too mainstream' now. Next up: banning gravity and sunshine for overrated positive effects.
RFK Jr. attacking mRNA cancer vaccines is like suing your own GPS for causing you to get lost—it’s science, not sorcery buddy.
If mRNA technology is a superhero, RFK Jr. is the villain who just realized he's allergic to facts but doubled down anyway.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Angus Chen, Megan Molteni, and Marissa Russo
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