RFK Jr. Declares War on Cancer Vaccines, Misses Target
Cancer vaccines trying to save your life with fancy mRNA tech just got roasted by RFK Jr., who apparently thinks these science innovations might 'bleed over.' According to skeptics, oncologists are genuinely 'concerned' this anti-mRNA drama could spill into the cancer ward, because nothing says 'hope for patients' like a conspiracy-fueled fear fest. So while vaccines work their non-magical but miraculous bio-jazz, RFK Jr. fans probably wish mRNA was a mixtape he could cancel instead.
Share the Story
Nothing like an anti-mRNA crusader trying to sabotage cancer vaccines because science is apparently 'too mainstream' now. Next up: banning gravity and sunshine for overrated positive effects.
RFK Jr. attacking mRNA cancer vaccines is like suing your own GPS for causing you to get lostâitâs science, not sorcery buddy.
If mRNA technology is a superhero, RFK Jr. is the villain who just realized he's allergic to facts but doubled down anyway.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Angus Chen, Megan Molteni, and Marissa Russo
More Articles in Health
CES 2026: The Worldâs Largest Tech Flex in the Las Vegas Desert
America Adds 50,000 Jobs, But Those 70,000 Stayed Home for Holidays
Sydney Sweeney's $1M Flop, Trump-Approved Jeans & Bathwater Soap Fiasco
Laura Danger Declares Emotional Labor Is Real Work, Not Invisible Magic
Kennedyâs Protein-Heavy Food Pyramid: Eat More Meat, But Not Saturated Fat, Or Something
Parents Swap 'Because I Said So' For 'Oops, You Bought Too Much Junk'
America Celebrates Lower Gun Deaths While Puffing More Vape Clouds
Trump's Vaccine Makeover: Fewer Shots, More Trust, Same Measles Risks
