Medical AI Pays Doctors in Shadow Money, Not Care
As medical AI goes from sci-fi to ‘your doc’s new sidekick,’ one thing remains murky: the cash flowing from AI companies to healthcare providers. Industry payments are hiding deeper than your ex's new relationship status, with no clear ledger on who’s swimming in AI sweetheart deals and who’s stuck guessing. Despite AI’s rise aiming to cut costs and save lives, the lurid cash trails are still as visible as Bigfoot wearing camouflage—a true mystery partnerships, opaque payments, and the future of medicine feeling like a blockchain project nobody admits owning.
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Medical AI’s big secret: turning transparency into a magic act where industry payments vanish faster than your WiFi when you need it most.
Medical AI companies tossing money to doctors like confetti, but trying to track who got what is like herding cats blindfolded in a thunderstorm.
The future of medicine promises clarity and miracles but delivered bills and payments look like an episode of Scooby-Doo’s ‘Who stole our transparency?’
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/22/2025 | Author: Katie Palmer
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