Pharma’s Sterile Drug: Now Featuring Contaminated Bags!
In an FDA roast session worthy of a reality TV finale, a pharmaceuticals company got caught serving sterile injectable drugs—not with pristine bags, but contaminated ones. The watchdog found these extramarital affairs of dirtiness amidst other infractions, confirming they treat sterile like a 90s unused Tamagotchi: assumed, but definitely not cared for. No flashy names or cash amounts were dropped, just the depressing saga of a company playing biological Russian roulette with your bloodstream. This is like showing up to a Michelin star restaurant only to find the sous-chef rinsed the knives in a kiddie pool labeled 'maybe clean?'
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Pharma using contaminated bags for sterile drugs is the adult version of telling your doctor, 'It's probably fine.' Spoiler: it's not fine, and neither is your immune system after this betrayal.
Who knew sterile injectables came with a side of 'oops, we reused contaminated bags'? This is why vaccines didn’t come with a trust warranty.
FDA found contaminated bags in sterile drugs, which sounds like a party trick no one asked for. Next up: surprise infections starring as uninvited guests.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: Ed Silverman
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