Trump’s HIV Deal: Secrets So Deep, Even Gilead’s Lost
In a stunning act of transparency that even Dracula would envy, an advocacy group is suing the Trump administration for failing to spill the details of a settlement with Gilead over HIV prevention pill patents. According to the legal challengers, the government 'failed to disclose details' prompting a showdown over secrets more guarded than grandma's cookie recipe. If hiding is an art form, the Trump team just won a gold medal in 'Hide-And-Seek: Corporate Edition.' It turns out when it comes to health and patents, the shadows are thicker than your uncle's conspiracy theories.
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When the government treats HIV pill patents like the secret recipe at KFC, you gotta wonder if transparency means 'don't you dare look.' Because apparently, 'disclosure' is just a polite suggestion.
Suing Trump for hiding HIV deal details is like suing a magician for not revealing his tricks. Honestly, at this point, are we mad or just impressed by the disappearing act?
Trump administration’s idea of transparency: if you can’t see it, it doesn’t exist. Gilead patents? Classified. Somewhere between Area 51 and the Lost Ark.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Ed Silverman
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