Congress vs. AI: Robots Diagnosing, Politicians Confused
At a recent House hearing, as if summoned from a sci-fi sitcom, lawmakers grilled AI’s role in health care—drug development, Medicare, and mental health. No Silicon Valley execs, just Congressional crickets trying to decode tech jargon like 'machine learning' and 'neural networks,' probably mixing them up with Wi-Fi passwords. They lobbed wild guesses on AI's promise and perils, showing how much they know about algorithms—which is less than your grandma’s knowledge of TikTok trends. Meanwhile, AI quietly reminded us that while politicians debate, your health tech could actually evolve—if it doesn’t get stuck in bureaucratic quicksand first.
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Watching Congress interrogate AI in health care is like watching cavemen take apart a smartphone—lots of poking, guessing, and shouting, but no real clue what it actually does. Spoiler: AI knows more about your medicine than they do about technology.
Congress asking AI about medicine is like asking a cat how to cook steak—adorable confusion meets zero useful insight.
Lawmakers debating AI in health care has all the efficiency of a dial-up modem in a 5G world—slow, outdated, and frustratingly loud.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: Brittany Trang
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