Starbase: Where Your Boss Also Babysits Your Kids!
In a move that's equal parts creepy and groundbreaking, Starbase, TX, the city recently incorporated by SpaceX workers, has been crowned 'the best city to start a family with one’s boss,' according to U.S. News & World Report. As the article declares, 'Across all metrics, we found there...' that if you’ve ever dreamed of combining your office hierarchy with your family dinner table, this is your dream come true! Imagine growing up with your boss as a daily presence at both school recitals and performance reviews. What a blessing for worker family bonding!
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(1 of 3)Why choose daycare or a babysitter when your boss can just move in? Starbase is redefining work-life balance in the most literal and uncomfortable way possible. #FamilyMeetingOrBoardMeeting
Starbase just made office politics way more personal. Imagine arguing with HR and your kid simultaneously at Thanksgiving.
Who needs work-life boundaries anyway? Starbase throws them out the window like SpaceX thrusters. Now you can never escape your boss!
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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