Live in Haunted House of $200K Tax Ghosts—Enter If You Dare!
Step right up to Reference #29301, the so-called 'Spooky Tax Evasion House' starring the ghost of a man who joyously forgot to pay $200,000 in taxes over a decade! That’s right, this eerie residence practically screams 'IRS nightmare' louder than a haunted house at Halloween. The Onion proudly invites brave souls to live amidst the ethereal chaos of fiscal irresponsibility—it’s the only home where the scariest specter is a tax bill not paid for 10 years! If you love mystery, thrills, and IRS audits from beyond the grave, this landmark sets new standards for spooky real estate. Bonus haunting: federal agents probably drop by!
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Why visit a haunted house when you can live in one where the ghost is a $200,000 tax debt haunting you for a decade? Talk about spooky financial decisions that keep on giving!
Turns out the real horror story wasn’t the ghosts but the unpaid $200,000 tax bill lurking for 10 years. Forget spooky sounds; the IRS knocking is way worse!
The only thing scarier than this spooky tax evasion house is knowing the ghost probably spent all night trying to hide receipts and failed miserably.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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