SpaceX’s Starship: Booster Drama 2024 Edition
SpaceX is apparently treating its giant two-stage rocket’s booster like a gym newbie on leg day, subjecting it to a tough flight test. This comes after a series of flashy fireworks in the multibillion-dollar Starship program that 'suffered a streak of failures' this year. It's like watching a billionaire's pricey fireworks show; sure, it's gonna blow up, but hey, at least you see the rocket try. No less than SpaceX itself is pushing this monster through paces, playing cosmic peekaboo with success while stumbling spectacularly.
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Tried to launch grand dreams but ended up giving us a cosmic blooper reel. SpaceX’s booster test proves rockets and reality checks come with similar explosive results.
SpaceX treating their booster like an overambitious film student: lots of smoke, some fire, unsure where the plot actually goes.
After a series of Starship fails, this booster test feels less like space exploration and more like a billionaire’s expensive hobby gone wrong.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/24/2025 | Author: Nell Greenfieldboyce
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