SpaceX's Tenth Starship Flight: Still Flying or Just Famous for Attempts?
SpaceX boldly went where nine previous Starship tests have limped, belly-flopped, or exploded—achieving a tenth flight that even Elon Musk might file under 'progress.' Launched from Boca Chica, Texas, this steel behemoth screamed into space on its grand tenth attempt, reminding everyone that persistence is just patience disguised as repeated ground fireworks. No billion-dollar rocket hedge fund yet, but Musk’s legions of engineers and Memelords cheerily await the day Starship finally sticks the landing without a fiery farewell tour. Upward, onward, and explosively sideways… because nothing says innovation like ten tries and counting!
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SpaceX’s Starship Flight #10: because nothing screams science like doubling down on glamorized trial and error. Persistence or misadventure? Depends if you’re Elon or the local emergency responders.
At ten attempts, Starship’s test flights are basically the space program’s version of 'Are we there yet?' except 'there' is orbit and explosions.
If Starship’s ten flights were a TV show, it’d be called 'Explosions of Our Lives' and it’s definitely renewed for another season of fiery cliffhangers.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/27/2025 | Author: Aria Alamalhodaei
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