Starbase Eviction Notice: Your Water, Our Rocket Show
SpaceX has reportedly handed out what they're calling an 'unconditional and perpetual agreement'—which sounds about as negotiable as a root canal appointment—to non-affiliated residents near Starbase. The catch? Residents trade access to the 'water and sewer system' in exchange for agreeing to 'leave the area for any and all launch, testing and other operational activities.' So basically, your backyard is now prime rocket real estate, and if you’re home during liftoff, you better be ready to hightail it. It's like being told, 'Your hose and toilet come with a side of witness protection.'
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(1 of 3)SpaceX just turned 'home sweet home' into 'blast zone, relocate or regret it.' Next up: can we submit a launch schedule for family dinners, or is Elon’s rocket timing sacred? #StarbaseEviction
Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where signing over sewer access means you also sign over your right to live there? This sounds less like an agreement and more like the galaxy’s stingiest landlord move.
So let me get this straight: give us your water, give us your pipe dreams, and vacate whenever our toys need space. That’s not a neighborhood, that’s a SpaceX season of The Bachelor.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Aria Alamalhodaei
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