SpaceX’s Texas Rocket Factory: Bigger Dreams, Bigger Delays?
SpaceX has built an eye-catching production site in Texas, aiming to launch its Starship to cosmic glory. However, as the article thoughtfully asks, 'Will Starship success follow?' It seems like this shiny Texas operation might be the perfect example of bigger isn’t always better in a hurry. Yes, Elon Musk’s space ambitions soar, but with such grand infrastructure, patience is key, because apparently, even rockets need Texas-sized time to get ready for takeoff.
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SpaceX built a monster factory in Texas, because apparently, size alone guarantees success. Houston, we have a production problem... wait, wrong state, but still!
If at first you don’t succeed, build a Texas-sized factory and try again! Starship’s waiting on Texas time, y’all—because slow and steady totally doesn’t lose the space race.
SpaceX’s Texas site is proof that you can build giant rocket toys, but launching them? Well, that’s apparently a whole other rodeo.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/21/2025 | Author: Eric Berger
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