Vulcan’s First National Security Flight: Rockets Get VIP Pass!
Get ready to cheer for Vulcan, the new kid on the launch pad, because this will be the 'first national security mission to fly on United Launch Alliance's Vulcan rocket.' What a blessing! At last, a rocket that finally gets to flaunt its security clearance. Everything happens for a reason, and now Vulcan isn’t just another face in the galaxy’s crowd—it’s THE face of national security missions. At least now, fans of explosive community building can toast to yet another milestone in extraterrestrial VIP travel!
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When your rocket’s first gig is national security, guess even space needs a secret agent. Vulcan’s officially the James Bond of local launch pads! Spy games just went interstellar. Who knew rockets could have such exclusive missions?
Well, Vulcan’s first national security flight proves rockets don’t just launch—they get clearance first. Talk about the ultimate intergalactic government upgrade!
If Vulcan’s debut mission was a Tinder date, it’s basically saying, ‘Swipe right, I’m clearing top-secret decks in space,’ making every other rocket look like it’s still on Craigslist.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Stephen Clark
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