Robot Sonar: Now They See Your Snacks, Run
Meet the company's latest masterpiece in robotic eavesdropping: sensors that use sonar echoes to help robots understand their surroundings. Yes, it’s basically sonar for robots—because apparently, Wi-Fi signals just aren't enough to stalk our homes yet. No official release date, price, or snack detection feature announced, but soon your Roomba could ghost your couch like a jealous ex pinpointing where you hide chips. While humans rely on awkward eye contact for situational awareness, these machines will ping and echo their way through life like underwater bat-sonars on a determined quest to not bump into walls.
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Congrats robots, sonar means no more bumping into walls, but can you now judge my snack stash with Ewok precision? Evolution’s real goal: robotic snack surveillance with sonar-powered nosiness.
Finally, robots use sonar to find their way, proving they’re just fish with wifi anxieties, hunting down crumbs like we hunt wifi signals at a cafe.
Robots got sonar now, which means goodbye to accidental wall-hugs and hello to passive-aggressive snack spying—coming soon to a kitchen near you.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/17/2025 | Author: Rebecca Szkutak
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