This Brain-Tech Promises Sleep, Delivers 'Sorta' Success
Meet the wearable that maps your brain using EEG sensors and some fancy algorithms, designed to give you therapeutic stimulation to improve sleep. It 'succeeds, sort of,' which sounds like saying, 'Hey, it worksâkind of like your uncle's hot take on fixing systemic inequality.' At this point, the tech is basically a less judgmental bedtime ghost, trying its best but still unsure if youâre dreaming or tweeting at 3 AM.
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This brain-mapping sleep tech 'succeeds, sort of'âaka, itâs the Starbucks of health gadgets: pricey, overhyped, and leaves you wondering if you got anything but a nap with foam.
Oh great, another gadget that reads your brain waves just to tell you 'good luck sleeping'âbecause what we really need is more techno-peeping Toms on our nightmares.
This wearable promising better sleep is giving big 'trying to calm down by watching cat videos at 3 AM' energy. If it worked, my exâs snoring would finally be a bedtime lullaby.
Source: Wired | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Molly Higgins
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