Heineken and Aerie: Human-Only, AI-Not-Invited, Champagne Toast Required
In a corporately authentic twist, brands like Aerie, Heineken, and DC Comics are broadcasting their undying love for humans only, shouting this from billboards bigger than some cities. Despite AI’s relentless march, execs boast 87% usage, while only 27% of employees admit the same—clearly, humans are the boutique artisanal freshness in a steel-and-silicon world. Meanwhile, Google flattens middle management layers as if cutting away the Stephen Cohen-approved Cubist $7 billion quant drama wasn’t bureaucracy enough. Also, if your Halloween costume isn't a 'KPop Demon Hunter' by now, sorry, kiddo—human authenticity might cost you, but at least you won't get a robot doing your pull-ups!
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Executives love AI so much they use it 87%, but make employees pretend it’s a bad thing. Meanwhile Heineken’s anti-AI billboard screams 'human authenticity' like saving artisanal bread in a robotic bakery—cheers to lost jobs and confused KPop demon hunters.
Nothing says human authenticity like a German beer brand lecturing us on AI while secretly using every algorithm possible to sell more suds. Anti-AI adverts: bringing irony to billboards near you.
Google cuts middle managers but keeps execs cozy with AI tech—reminding us that the big winners in AI are people who already make seven-figure hedge fund decisions, not the rest of us napping at 80 mph.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/23/2025 | Author: Dan DeFrancesco
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