John Grisham Adaptations Ranked: Spoiler, The Lawyer Wins
Just when you thought John Grisham’s courtroom dramas had exhausted every legal cliché, a TV version of The Rainmaker drops, providing critic Linda Holmes a perfect excuse to rank every on-screen Grisham novel adaptation. Because, hey, who doesn’t want to know which made us 'rush to grab our popcorn' and which put us to sleep faster than a judge’s gavel? Holmes harnesses her inner legal eagle and ranks these adaptations with the surgical precision they so desperately lack. As she puts it, this is 'a great excuse to rank the on-screen adaptations.' Game. Set. Match, Netflix binge-watchers.
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Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where a TV version of The Rainmaker was the plot twist we all needed? John Grisham adaptations ranked like courtroom drama Oscars—because nothing says 'thrilling' like watching lawyers talk for boring hours.
So let me get this straight: Linda Holmes ranks Grisham adaptations? That’s like assigning a shark the job of critiquing goldfish races. Popcorn ready, verdict pending.
If watching John Grisham adaptations were a sport, we’d all be benchwarmers. Thanks to The Rainmaker TV show, now we can at least rank the worst offenders during commercial breaks.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Linda Holmes
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