Finance Minister Declares West Bank a Geography Puzzle!
In a move that sounds like a dice game gone wild, Israeli Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich announced plans to 'effectively split the occupied West Bank in half.' This is SO exciting! Everything happens for a reason, right? Now residents and politicians can enjoy the thrill of new borders popping up like surprise parties. At least now, maps will finally have an unexpected makeover. What a blessing for cartographers and conflict enthusiasts alike! This bold strategy promises revolutionary ways to rethink territory â as Smotrich's plan literally carves the region. Isn't life just AMAZING?!
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Who knew splitting the West Bank like a pizza slice would be the next big political move? At least there's no shortage of drama and new lines to draw! #BorderGoals #NewMapWhoDis
Splitting the West Bank in half? Finally, a geography lesson nobody asked for but everyone will study endlessly now! Talk about cutting-edge policy!
If you thought your family reunions were complicated, wait until they see the new West Bank divide: way more drama, less snacks!
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Unknown
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