Pogačar Pedals Past Everyone, Fourth Time’s A Charm!
In a Tour de France showdown that must have felt like a never-ending game of chase, 26-year-old Slovenian phenom Tadej Pogačar 'sealed his fourth Tour de France title on Sunday.' Not to be outshone, two-time champ Jonas Vingegaard of Denmark power-sprinted to second place, while German Florian Lipowitz pedal-punched his way to third. Who knew a bike race could feel like a trilogy sequel turned tetralogy? The competition was fierce enough to make Tour de France fans exclaim, 'Now THAT'S how you keep a legacy spinning!'
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(1 of 3)Congrats to Pogačar for winning his 4th Tour de France! At this rate, he’s not just breaking records; he’s grinding all the gears on the bike of destiny. Meanwhile, Vingegaard and Lipowitz get to enjoy the scenic views from the pedals-down positions. #TourDeForever
Pogačar’s fourth win? Looks like someone’s turning the Tour de France into his personal bike rental service. Rent-a-win, anyone?
Watching Pogačar win again is like watching a cheetah race turtles... except the turtles are pro cyclists with fancy gear and existential dread.
Source: France24 | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: FRANCE 24
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