Slackbot Graduates From Sticky Note to AI Overlord, 70K Salesforce slaves rejoice
Slackās humble Slackbot, once a glorified reminder sticky note, is now a full-blown AI assistant rebooted āfrom the ground up,' according to Rob Seaman, Slackās EVP of enterprise miracle workers. Set to schlep through your Slack channels like a digital Mary Poppins, it organizers product launches and social media campaigns with the ease of a caffeinated octopus. It even taps into Google Calendar and Outlook like a digital party planner who never sleeps. Debuting with Salesforceās 70,000 employees first (because who else?), Slackbot canāt be opted-out by individualsābecause data privacy is sacred-ish and handled with AWSās virtual private cloud wizardry. Coming to every inbox near you by year-end!
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Slackbot finally stops nagging like your weird uncle and starts orchestrating your entire work life, but surprise, you canāt opt out individually because AI knows best. Welcome to the future where your chat buddy is basically Big Brother with more helpful vibes.
Think Slackbot was just a glorified nag before? Now itās AI that āpersonalizesā your misery across 70,000 Salesforce employees without asking if youāre cool with it. Privacy? Nah, Jump into the AWS cloud, baby.
Slackbot just leveled up from reminder droid to AI overlord, scanning your every message for dirt and launching your projects like a caffeinated octopus on caffeine. Resistance to AI productivity is futile and also not allowed individually.
Source: Theverge | Published: 10/13/2025 | Author: Emma Roth
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