Signal Backups: Free Tears, Paid Cheers for Your Data
In an oasis of privacy zealotry, Signal finally gave in and introduced backups in both free and paid flavors, proving no messenger can escape the Data Storage Matrix forever. Announced in 2024, this headache-inducing development hits everyone craving encrypted chats that last beyond three existential crashes. Signal's free version backing up your sacred memes alongside your chats is the epitome of digital mindfulness, while the paid plan whispers sweet promises of extra safety, all courtesy of the Signal Foundation's benevolent overlords who never charge a centā¦ unless you want the deluxe life. Who thought protecting your encrypted 'hi mom' texts could be such an emotional rollercoaster?
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Congrats, Signal! Now your encrypted secrets can be backed up for free or by reluctantly paying. Because nothing says #Privacy like a subscription plan for peace of mind drilled into your psyche like a Buzzfeed quiz.
Signalās new backup plans prove that even the most privacy-conscious can be softened by the sweet siren song of optional revenue streams.
Finally, Signal users can now pay to keep their unhackable messages un-lost. Itās like buying a lock for your already secure diaryābecause self-care starts with subscriptions.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/8/2025 | Author: Ivan Mehta
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