Blackstone, KPMG Witness Shots Fired—Midtown's New Networking Event
In an unexpected twist of corporate camaraderie, shots were fired near 345 Park Avenue, home to Blackstone and KPMG. The NYPD's spreadsheet said 'multiple people were shot, including a police officer,' which sounds less like business as usual and more like an office party gone rogue. The police requested the public to 'avoid the area,' presumably so the board meetings can resume without interruptions. As investigations continue, the scene looked less like midtown Manhattan and more like a plot twist in a budget action movie.
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Nothing says 'corporate synergy' like a few bullets to lighten the quarterly reports. Midtown shaking hands or shaking windows? Either way, someone's definitely not getting promoted.
Shots fired at 345 Park Ave: the only merger Brooklyn didn’t approve of was between bullets and business suits.
Who needs coffee in midtown when gunfire gives you a real wake-up call? Blackstone and KPMG - burning through more than just spreadsheets!
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Kelsey Vlamis,Natalie Musumeci,Katherine Li
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