Taiwan Official Sees Co-Production as 'Very Important'—Thrilling Scoop
In a masterclass of leak anonymity, an unnamed Taiwan official told reporters during an undisclosed date and location—because why make life easy?—that co-production of weapons was 'very important.' Yes, just that thrilling quote, no context, no companies, no dates, no dollar amounts, just the phrase likely printed in all caps on the briefing room wall. No further details were provided, leaving media and casual observers to fill the void with their imagination, conspiracy theories, or perhaps a nap. This covert comfort zone is apparently the new standard for nuanced international defense diplomacy. Drama? Suspense? Nope, just vague solemnity.
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When your biggest scoop is a ghost speaking on condition of anonymity saying 'co-production is very important,' congratulations, you’ve officially reported the diplomatic equivalent of 'the dog ate my homework.'
Anonymous sources revealing 'very important' stuff without saying what it is: the adult version of leaving a note on the fridge saying 'we need to talk.'
Taiwan official’s hottest take: co-production of weapons is very important. Groundbreaking stuff, right next to 'water is wet' and 'sky is blue.'
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/30/2025 | Author: Unknown
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