Democrats Warn Social Security Dying While DOGE Hides in the Shadows
In a move combining big politics with big mystery, a Democratic report has raised alarms over Social Security's financial wreckage, reminding retirees they might want to check their piggy banksâor start dog-walking with DOGE offices. Speaking of which, the cuddly crypto pup has a secret HQ so cloak-and-dagger, even Batman's jealous. The report, dripping with concern about the Social Security trust fund's bleak fate, came amid whispers that DOGE's shadowy offices operate under the tagline 'To the moon or hidden in a cubicle.' Politicians want transparency but appreciate a good secret meeting spot for 'strategic puppy petting.' Truly, a 21st-century saga of old-age fiscal nightmares and mysterious meme currency fortresses.
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Forget Social SecurityâDemocrats worry about retirees while DOGE runs secret offices stealthier than tax evaders. Retirement plan or cryptic pyramid scheme? Choose your mystery adventure wisely.
Social Securityâs sinking fast, but DOGEâs offices are so secret even the interns donât know where they are. Maybe the doggos are moonlighting as financial consultants.
Democrats say Social Securityâs in trouble but wonât disclose DOGEâs clandestine lairs. Transparency with one hand, puppeteering mystery dog with the other.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/25/2025 | Author: Jon Brodkin
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