GOP Plans Senate Speedrun, No Save Points Allowed
With no deal currently in the fridge, Republicans are cooking up a spicy plan to speed up Senate confirmations come September. They’re basically teasing, 'Without a deal in hand, Republicans say they may try to change Senate rules when they return in September to speed up the pace of confirmations.' Translation: why wait the normal pace when you can hit turbo and maybe break the Senate controller? Because who needs unanimous consent when you can just change the game rules, right?
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GOP returning in September like speedrunners glitching the Senate with \"maybe-changing the rules\" because patience is so last session.
When your Senate confirmations move slower than dial-up, just change the rules mid-game. GOP style: Why jog when you can sprint... through chaos?
Imagine a Senate where rules are like iPhone updates—constantly changing right after you get used to them. GOP’s latest patch notes: speed mode enabled.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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