Nothing says 'united front' like a public temper tantrum over police grants. Booker telling Dems they're complicit sounds like a soap opera twist nobody asked for but we can't look away from. When politics becomes a group chat fight, democracy takes notes...and screenshots.

Watching Democrats argue on the Senate floor is like overhearing roommates fight about whose turn it is to buy toilet paper—except these debates come with more filibusters and fewer refunds.

If Senate drama were an Olympic sport, Booker just went for gold, calling out his party mid-session like "You’re not just failing Trump, you're failing yourselves." Cue the slow clap and popcorn emoji.