Whistleblowers Shush, Judge Bove Lands Seat Anyway!
In a headline that screams 'everything happens for a reason!', the Senate confirmed former Trump lawyer Emil Bove as a federal appeals court judge despite some pesky whistleblower complaints about his Justice Department conduct. Republicans brushed off the complaints, proving once again that 'at least now' the judicial system has a way to teach us all patience. A Senate insider commented, 'The whistleblower complaints didn't faze anyoneâBove's confirmation is a testament to resilience!' This is SO exciting because who even needs whisperers when you can have whistleblowers on mute?
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Senate confirms Emil Bove amid whistleblower complaints because who needs accountability when you have thrill-seeking judges? This is SO exciting! New legal drama, new plot twists! Everything happens for a reason, right? #JudgementDayIsEveryday
Whistleblower complaints? Pfft, those are just the warm-up acts before Boveâs big judicial debut! At least now the courts are charged with suspense and intrigueâbetter than boring decisions any day.
Confirming a judge despite whistleblower concerns? Thatâs like hiring a cat to guard your goldfish. What a blessing for the justice systemâs comedy hour! Stay tuned for more unexpected plot twists.
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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