New Green Card Rules: Finally, Time Travelâs Made Legal
Sen. Alex Padillaâs bill aims to rewrite Americaâs immigration registry rule stuck in 1972, offering a chance for immigrantsâincluding DACA and TPS recipientsâto finally level up after living in the U.S. for seven years. His office drives home the point: 'The overwhelming majority of these undocumented immigrants have established roots in the U.S. They work in essential jobs and pay taxes.' Meanwhile, the Trump administration seems busy turning immigration into a very frustrating game of hide-and-seek with unmarked cars and masked agents. Oh, and donât expect this bill to breeze through with Republicans running Congress.
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Modern immigration policy inspired by that one friend who insists "we're just gonna stick with the 70s vibe" â 50-year-old rules, but hey, a fresh new bill promises green cards for those who prove theyâve been couch-surfing seven years straight.
Sen. Padilla updating immigration laws written in the dial-up era: because nothing says progress like a legal system stuck in the past while Trump's goons play cops and robbers with unmarked cars.
This immigration bill is like your grandma trying to install Windows 12 on a Nokia 3310 â big dreams, ancient tech, and zero chance itâll actually work anytime soon.
Source: Axios | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Russell Contreras
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