RFK Jr.’s Seed Oil Saga: Science Reverses Like Clockwork
In the ongoing epic saga of seed oils—those pesky canola, soybean, and safflower villains criticized by RFK Jr. and health influencers—The Onion heroically swoops in to roast the myths. Despite claims of toxic byproducts and inflammation-causing evil, science happily flips its position about six times every century, proving even seed oil drama has commitment issues. Unnamed studies and faceless figures apparently keep choreographing this polarizing dance, keeping wellness warriors busy & confused. Meanwhile, The Onion’s myth-busting reveals that seed oils' bad rep might just be as processed as the oils themselves... talk about frying the facts!
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(1 of 3)Seed oils blamed for everything until science changes its mind six more times. RFK Jr. and influencers must feel like they’re stuck in a chaotic oil-soaked déjà vu soap opera with no commercials.
Calling seed oils toxic is the wellness world's version of hot potato seasoning—throw it around until someone's too dizzy to care.
Watching science reverse its take on seed oils like six times in a century is the healthiest cardio we've got.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/30/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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