Only in America could 'inspired by Trump' translate to 'let’s write a novel of anti-immigration bills.' Meanwhile, the government thinks freedom’s best served with extra forms and red tape. Back in my day, we just didn’t have time for this nonsense!

If these lawmakers spent half as much energy building bridges as writing anti-immigration bills, we’d have a nationwide highway of freedom by now. But hey, eagle eyes are busy scribbling legislation!

Apparently, 'inspired by Trump' is code for 'let’s flood state legislatures with anti-immigration bills until the paper stacks higher than the Liberty Bell!' Someone hand these folks a history book—and a calculator.